Long ago, in a time of great darkness, a hero stepped forth to oppose a great evil. After an epic battle, the warrior of justice succeeded in rescuing his beloved and destroying his vile nemesis and his stronghold. Okay, enough of that crap; now, we can get on with our story. Simon and Geoff (pronounced "Jeff"), were working as guards in Baron Vordoth's fortress (Baron Vordoth was the "bad guy" as if you couldn't tell). The pay was fairly decent, but the hours were great and the dental plan was as good as a henchman could possibly get. Everything was going fine until the boss decided to swipe a princess from a neighboring kingdom. It only took four days for her sword swinging glandular boyfriend to show up. As we open our story, the fortress is leveled, the Baron's lying in charred pieces on the floor, and our two favorite lackeys wake up to find themselves out of work, in a lot of pain (both physical and emotional), and wearing identical, stupid looking outfits. The question now: What's next?